How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. It’s a classic question with a simple answer: The woodchuck, also known as a groundhog or marmot, is a close relative to the beaver: it looks roughly the same, but is about 1/5 the weight (10 pounds versus 50 pounds), and beavers do chuck wood, using their teeth to pile it onto their dams. I’ll call the tooth piling process chucking, since that’s what we would call it if a person did it by hand.
A reasonable assumption, is that a wood chuck would chuck about 1/5 as much wood as a beaver does. You might think this isn’t very much wood — and one researcher claimed it would be less than 1/2 lb. — but he’s wrong. A beaver is able to build a dam like the one shown in a single night. From the size of the dam and the speed of building you can estimate that the beaver chucked on the pile about 1000 lbs of wood per night (beavers work at night). To figure out how much wood a woodchuck would chuck, divide this rate by 5. Based on this, I’d estimate that a woodchuck would chuck some 200 lbs per day, if it chose to.
Woodchucks don’t chuck wood, as the question implies. Unlike beavers they do not build wood dams or lodges. Instead they live in burrows in the ground. Also woodchuck teeth are not so useful. Woodchucks do kick up a lot of dirt digging a burrow, as much as 700 lb/ day of dirt, but the question implies that this activity should not be counted as chucking. Well, now you know: it’s 200 lbs/night.
Robert Buxbaum. This post is revised January 30, 2020. My original estimate, from January 2013 was half the value here. I’d come to believe that wood-chucks/ groundhogs are 1/10 the size of a beaver, so I’d estimated 100 lb/night.