So a neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bar tender says, it’s on the house for you. No charge.
Robert E. Buxbaum, Jan 22, 2013.
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Engineering joke
An optimist says the cup is half full.
A pessimist says the cup is half empty.
An engineer says the cup is twice as big as it has to be.
(A quantum physicist might say that the water isn’t in the cup till he looks at it; then again, the quantum physicist isn’t there until someone looks at him. And that’s why I’m an engineer).
Chemistry Joke
So a helium atom walks into a communist party meeting, and they tell him he has to leave: “We don’t want any noble gases here.”
And the helium doesn’t react.
For the previous joke, click here.
Quantum physics joke
Q: How many quantum physicists does it take to change a blown lightbulb?
A: None: as soon as anyone notices the lightbulb it changes profoundly (the wave function collapses and the lightbulbs pops into existence –usually more-or -less where it was.)
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Higgs Boson joke
A Higgs boson walks into a church, and they throw him out, saying: “There’s no room here for a particle that thinks it’s GOD.” But the Higgs boson comes back. “You can’t throw me out, you can’t have mass without me.”